A local hero and Dad announced today he is not looking forward to sitting at the kids table from hell at his family Christmas lunch.
Jack Manboy said "Our
The Bendigo Standard is proud to announce it has now become digitally Halal certified and gluten-free. We are honoured to receive such important credentials.
We promise to use animals in
A couple from California Gully has decided to call it quits after 12 years after a woman got frustrated with her husband's constant farting in bed.
"At
A man drowned after a possessed pothole swallowed his car and spat it back out last night.
The man was travelling along the Napier St upgrade when the road opened
A 12 year old boy from Eaglehawk Primary shaved his moustache off after growing it for Movember this morning.
The young man was the only one in his grade 6
A boss of a major Bendigo company hinted to his employees he has way too many mugs. The news comes as he looks forward to this years work Kris Kringle.
A local woman expressed her dismay at missing McDonald's $1.50 McFlurry as part of the 30 Days Of Deals promotion last month.
Franny May from Strathfieldsaye found
Vline has announced a new minimalist train service. It will replace its trains with Elmore Miniature Railway Trains during the heat restrictions until March 1.
Passengers have been reminded to
A Santa at a Ballarat shopping centre confessed today that he despises kids.
The unnamed Santa said "I took this job as I'm getting married in February
Local religious woman Jenny Jacobs announced today on social media that the Napier Street road works are punishment from God for the Bendigo Council allowing the Mosque.
The woman from
Police were called to a Kangaroo Flat home last night after a Red Cordial Party got out of hand.
A Facebook invite to an underage cordial party was accidentally set
A Bendigo Man has undergone the world's first Butthole transplant after a dare involving KFC Wicked Wings went wrong.
Jeff Wearmouth was dared by his mates to see
