Local man and proud Gen X survivor Craig Dennington has confirmed that, despite nearly four decades of life experience, tax returns and two separate Clarkson-era Top Gear marathons, he remains
“These kids aren’t even trying to hide it,” Nintenda Game-boye said. “We’ve got 14-year-olds rocking up to Bunnings car parks with USB sticks and a packet of Sour Patch Kids, shaking down desperate mums who just want access to their community buy-swap-sell page.”
When Bacardi Phonesdead helped her six-year-old daughter set up her first marijuana stand over the weekend, she thought it would be a lesson in entrepreneurship and charity.
“My daughter went
Move over, millennials. Get wrecked, Gen Z. Bendigo’s next generation of innovators and influencers has arrived, and they’re not afraid to throw a tantrum in a Woolworths checkout
A wave of calm washed over the nation this morning after 32-year-old local man Liam Rowdy officially confirmed he did, in fact, have a “big weekend.”
The announcement came after
A local duck at Lake Weeroona “could absolutely eat the shit out of some bread right now,” according to eyewitnesses who described the bird as “strutting around like Biff Tannen
Rusty, a 1985 Toyota Corolla long past its prime, completed a 30-kilometre round trip earlier this week, much to the surprise of its sceptical owner and several doubtful onlookers.
The
