Mum has once again demonstrated her Olympic-level ability to shout the names of every single child in the family before eventually stumbling on yours, sparking calls for urgent government intervention.
A Year 4 student’s Mick Taylor Book Week costume has left teachers “deeply disturbed,” prompting staff at a local primary school to gently suggest the boy should “maybe just
In an inspiring moment for violent little shits everywhere, That Little C*** who viciously stomped a security guard at Bendigo Marketplace has pleaded guilty and will be lovingly cradled by
A California Gully mum has issued an eleventh commandment: thou shalt not touch Mum's good fabric scissors. The sacred shears, rumoured to have been forged by ancient wizards
In a move that has locals both salivating and reminiscing about awkward teenage birthdays, La Porchetta has confirmed it will return to Bendigo after more than a decade away.
Locals
MELBOURNE - The MCG has confirmed its famous natural turf will be swapped for synthetic grass at this year’s AFL Grand Final, citing “legal and respiratory concerns” over pre-game
The producers of the Final Destination franchise have announced the long-awaited seventh instalment, and critics are already describing it as an "OH&S training video that went to
Langley Hall has officially lost its longest tenant: a disgruntled ghost who was forced to flee due to an unbearable influx of social media influencers.
Margaret O'Malley, the
In what treasury officials are calling “an unprecedented fiscal turnaround,” Jacinta from Bendigo announced a surprise state budget surplus, thanks to the discovery of $2.60 in loose change between
Bendigo residents have celebrated the news that someone in town had snagged a $919,000 division-one lotto prize before quickly remembering that, in 2025, it's basically enough for
Throngs of Bendigo locals descended upon the Town Hall yesterday to witness the grand opening of an envelope.
The envelope, which sources believed contained a rates bill, had its moment
