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The Bendigo Standard Sits Down For An Interview With The Talking Tram

This week, The Bendigo Standard was granted an exclusive interview with one of Bendigo's most iconic figures — the Talking Tram.

The Bendigo Standard Sits Down For An Interview With The Talking Tram
Talking Tram
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This week, The Bendigo Standard was granted an exclusive interview with one of Bendigo's most iconic figures — the Talking Tram.

The Bendigo Standard: Thank you for joining us today. You've been part of the city's landscape for decades. How does it feel to be such a cultural icon?

Talking Tram: Ding, Ding.

The Bendigo Standard: Right. That must be humbling. Some say your route represents a journey through Bendigo's rich history — gold rushes, Chinese heritage, and the birth of regional passive-aggressiveness. Would you say you're a symbol of progress or nostalgia?

Talking Tram: [Pauses thoughtfully] Ding, Ding.

The Bendigo Standard: That says it all. Let's talk about your personal life. Are there special trams in your life? Maybe someone from Melbourne?

Talking Tram: [Blushes] Ding, Ding.

The Bendigo Standard: That's fantastic. Do you have any interesting stories about any passengers or meeting any famous people?

Talking Tram: Ding, Ding.

The Bendigo Standard: Interesting. You've seen generations pass by your windows. What do you think is the secret to lasting relevance?

Talking Tram: Ding, Ding.

The Bendigo Standard: Timeless wisdom. Before we wrap up, do you have any message for the people of Bendigo?

Talking Tram: [Thinking] Ding, Ding.

The Bendigo Standard: Thanks for your time.

Talking Tram: Ding, Ding.

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