In a shocking display of toddler entitlement, Bendigo baby Isabella Harcourt-Smythe has reportedly refused to have her first birthday at McDonald's, claiming it's “beneath her.”
According
Parents across Bendigo have united in a frantic, borderline delusional attempt to find “budget-friendly” holiday activities for their children. What they’ve discovered, however, is that “free” really just means
In a moment of sheer inevitability, Bendigo’s first baby of 2025 was welcomed into the world this morning alongside a name that immediately set tongues wagging at the local
The average child consumes enough sugar on the first day of school holidays to power a small city. The Darcy kids just shattered that record.
Eyewitnesses report that the siblings
Studies show that the average child hears over 1,000 swear words per year from their parents—a number that local mum Kim Dawson seems intent on increasing.
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A local High School has unveiled an elaborate and entirely nonsensical rationale for sending its Year 10 students on a week-long camp to Mt Buller.
Citing "enhanced educational outcomes&
Bendigo Health's maternity ward welcomed a newborn baby girl overnight with an unexpected fashion statement: a butterfly tramp stamp. The one-day-old infant is believed to be the youngest
In a groundbreaking revelation for the Year of the Dragon, experts predict a cosmic twist as celestial forces align to make it the "Year of the Mother-in-Law." Brace
Bendigo locals Emma and Tom Johnson welcomed a beautiful baby into the world without bombarding your news feed with 547 baby photos.
The daring couple reportedly committed the unthinkable act
As many as thousands of parents and guardians from all over Victoria are expected to descend on Bendigo for ‘Parenties’ this week. The event celebrates kids going back to school.
A new study was released today. Results show 100% of kids who sing that [F%$*ing] Daddy Finger or Baby Shark song miss Christmas.
Kids have been playing the same
A Parkrun fan has drawn criticism for the first name he has chosen for his recently born son.
Jim Res has angered his wife and relatives by calling his son
