In a move family members described as “very concerning but also very Dad,” local man Darren McKinnon reportedly won a meat tray Friday night and immediately announced the assorted snags,
In what experts are calling “a bold act of parental manifestation,” local couple Jess and Daniel Robertson have successfully booked a daycare spot for their future child - a baby
A Father's Day has descended into chaos after family patriarch, Craig Walters, publicly admitted that his pit bull, Cupcake, was in fact his favourite child.
The confession reportedly
Mum has once again demonstrated her Olympic-level ability to shout the names of every single child in the family before eventually stumbling on yours, sparking calls for urgent government intervention.
A Year 4 student’s Mick Taylor Book Week costume has left teachers “deeply disturbed,” prompting staff at a local primary school to gently suggest the boy should “maybe just
A California Gully mum has issued an eleventh commandment: thou shalt not touch Mum's good fabric scissors. The sacred shears, rumoured to have been forged by ancient wizards
In a bold fusion of maternal devotion and internet entrepreneurship, Eaglehawk mum Traycee Brooker, 34, has launched an OnlyFans account to bankroll her son Troy's insatiable lust for
A new study released this week by the Institute of Family Dynamics has confirmed what most siblings already knew deep down: Yes, your sibling is the favourite child!
The study,
In an unexpected legal twist, local primary school student Timmy Baker accidentally initiated a lifelong commitment when he called his teacher "Mum" during class yesterday.
The incident occurred
In a shocking display of toddler entitlement, Bendigo baby Isabella Harcourt-Smythe has reportedly refused to have her first birthday at McDonald's, claiming it's “beneath her.”
According
Parents across Bendigo have united in a frantic, borderline delusional attempt to find “budget-friendly” holiday activities for their children. What they’ve discovered, however, is that “free” really just means
In a moment of sheer inevitability, Bendigo’s first baby of 2025 was welcomed into the world this morning alongside a name that immediately set tongues wagging at the local
