In a groundbreaking press conference today, NASA unveiled its audacious new mission. The plan involves sending billionaire Elon Musk to Mars and, as the official mission statement describes, "just
In an unprecedented display of civic trust and group enthusiasm, the entire population of Bendigo has collectively decided to attend the Australian Open, leaving behind just one man, Gary McGrath,
In a move sure to divide the nation more than the Great Emu War, McDonald's has announced its latest Australia Day offering: the McVegemite Shake. The limited-edition beverage,
In an effort to revolutionize charity work, a group of the world's most elite and unparalleled Long Gully hoons have launched an unprecedented charity, "Sick Skids for
In a statement that surprised absolutely no one, local man Brett "Biggie" McAllister, 32, publicly declared his undying love for big butts during a heated discussion at his
In a groundbreaking act of independence, local woman Sarah Benson has boldly decided not to take her husband's last name—primarily because he's imaginary.
While many
In a groundbreaking initiative to revitalise the city's infrastructure and sense of civic pride, the Bendigo City Council has unveiled a $4.5 million "Pothole Sponsorship Program,
In a daring act of sheer determination, local woman Melanie Wright took on the ultimate urban challenge this morning: a reverse parallel park in front of a packed High Street
In a shocking display of toddler entitlement, Bendigo baby Isabella Harcourt-Smythe has reportedly refused to have her first birthday at McDonald's, claiming it's “beneath her.”
According
Kangaroo Flat Bloke Nathan McGruff is being described as an "absolute dickhead" after walking straight into a spiderweb at Lake Weeroona this morning.
"He was on his
Epsom man Craig Dennington (44) revealed today that he remains emotionally scarred by the tragic death of Artax, the horse from The NeverEnding Story. Despite the movie being released in
