A Father's Day has descended into chaos after family patriarch, Craig Walters, publicly admitted that his pit bull, Cupcake, was in fact his favourite child.
The confession reportedly
The AFL has officially warned Australians to remain on high alert, with magpie season now in full swing.
Magpies traditionally become "highly aggressive" during finals season, from late
Dave Henderson declared an unprecedented victory in an argument destined to outlast time itself: the correct pronunciation of "Ulumbarra." Witnesses report that the man, fueled by liquid courage
In a groundbreaking step for public safety, the Bendigo Council has unveiled a new early warning system at Lake Weeroona, advising parents to “watch the ducks” as a measure of
A groundbreaking new study conducted by researchers at La Trobe University has revealed the shocking truth that 100% of individuals who exercise regularly will, in fact, eventually die. This startling
Mum has once again demonstrated her Olympic-level ability to shout the names of every single child in the family before eventually stumbling on yours, sparking calls for urgent government intervention.
A Year 4 student’s Mick Taylor Book Week costume has left teachers “deeply disturbed,” prompting staff at a local primary school to gently suggest the boy should “maybe just
In an inspiring moment for violent little shits everywhere, That Little C*** who viciously stomped a security guard at Bendigo Marketplace has pleaded guilty and will be lovingly cradled by
A California Gully mum has issued an eleventh commandment: thou shalt not touch Mum's good fabric scissors. The sacred shears, rumoured to have been forged by ancient wizards
In a move that has locals both salivating and reminiscing about awkward teenage birthdays, La Porchetta has confirmed it will return to Bendigo after more than a decade away.
Locals
MELBOURNE - The MCG has confirmed its famous natural turf will be swapped for synthetic grass at this year’s AFL Grand Final, citing “legal and respiratory concerns” over pre-game
The producers of the Final Destination franchise have announced the long-awaited seventh instalment, and critics are already describing it as an "OH&S training video that went to
