In an incident that can only be described as the aquatic version of a stork dropping off a bundle of joy, a local woman gave birth to a "miracle baby" at the popular water park.
Baby "Gully" weighing 9lbs 10oz, entered the world to the symphony of water cannons.
Unsuspecting splash park parents, more accustomed to handing out sunscreen than swaddling blankets, were thrust into an impromptu midwifery crash course.
"Long Gully Splash Park can now add "maternity ward" to its list of features," one attendant told The Bendigo Standard.
As news of baby Gully spreads, some parents are considering it the latest trend in alternative birthing methods.
"Forget hospitals, it's all about splash park deliveries now," said one enthusiastic parent.
Health officials are yet to weigh in on the unconventional birth setting, but Long Gully Splash Park may soon find itself as the go-to spot for avant-garde arrivals.
Who needs a hospital when you can have a refreshing water birth and a splash of adventure all in one?
