After nearly an hour of prolonged farewells, Denise Kowalski finally left their parents' place Sunday evening, sources confirmed.
The goodbye, which began immediately following dinner, saw Kowalski traverse approximately
Witnesses confirmed that early this morning, Jessica Brennan's New Year's Eve kiss was so uncomfortable that it tainted her 2025 and has ruined all of 2026
Local man and proud Gen X survivor Craig Dennington has confirmed that, despite nearly four decades of life experience, tax returns and two separate Clarkson-era Top Gear marathons, he remains
“These kids aren’t even trying to hide it,” Nintenda Game-boye said. “We’ve got 14-year-olds rocking up to Bunnings car parks with USB sticks and a packet of Sour Patch Kids, shaking down desperate mums who just want access to their community buy-swap-sell page.”
Witnesses say the Prince of Peace appeared quietly in the corner of a suburban lounge room on Sunday afternoon after the family prayed for his presence. His usually serene glow
When Bacardi Phonesdead helped her six-year-old daughter set up her first marijuana stand over the weekend, she thought it would be a lesson in entrepreneurship and charity.
“My daughter went
Move over, millennials. Get wrecked, Gen Z. Bendigo’s next generation of innovators and influencers has arrived, and they’re not afraid to throw a tantrum in a Woolworths checkout
A wave of calm washed over the nation this morning after 32-year-old local man Liam Rowdy officially confirmed he did, in fact, have a “big weekend.”
The announcement came after
A local duck at Lake Weeroona “could absolutely eat the shit out of some bread right now,” according to eyewitnesses who described the bird as “strutting around like Biff Tannen
