During a surprise press conference, a holographic projection of Liam Gallagher from Earth-2489— the only known dimension where the brothers are capable of civil interaction—made the mind-bending revelation and shared the news.
In a world where property ownership seems like a distant dream for many, one savvy investor has defied all odds. He has accumulated a staggering portfolio of 40 homes in
Bendigo Theatre Company has proudly announced its upcoming production of the literary sensation 50 Shades of Grey, promising a "bold new interpretation" of the bestselling novel.
The production
Bendigo has officially overtaken Mount Thomas as Victoria's crime capital. The announcement came after a recent crime report revealed that Bendigo had surged ahead of Mount Thomas in
According to a leaked memo obtained by The Bendigo Standard, Bendigo residents have learned that the council's flood prevention strategy consists solely of "thoughts, prayers, and a
In a move that can only be described as “divinely inspired” (and legally questionable), the City of Greater Bendigo has announced that the iconic Alexandra Fountain will temporarily turn water
In a bold and unexpected move, resident Dave Grimes has opted for the ancient Japanese ritual of hara-kiri rather than navigating Centrelink's labyrinthine bureaucracy. According to sources, Dave
The City of Greater Bendigo has announced a groundbreaking plan to make the notorious Howard Street intersection "slightly less inconvenient" by 2030.
City officials dubbed the project "
The unprecedented streak, which city officials have described as "a testament to the unwavering consistency of our selective hearing," marks a half-century of upholding the tradition of meticulously disregarding the voices of its residents.
A local IT firm has launched an all-out investigation to track down the twisted individual who dared to leave a jar empty in the break room sans Arnott's
Meteorologists have predicted that Melbourne will again experience four distinct seasons in a single day. This groundbreaking forecast marks the 125,589,988,482nd consecutive day of such weather, a
