Bendigo Health's maternity ward welcomed a newborn baby girl overnight with an unexpected fashion statement: a butterfly tramp stamp. The one-day-old infant is believed to be the youngest
In a surprising turn of events, local man Derek Saunders, 40, found himself woefully unprepared for his recent vasectomy despite having meticulously watched a 15-minute YouTube tutorial on the procedure.
Eaglehawk tradie Jim Woods has defied all known laws of the universe by completing a reno on time. The unprecedented event occurred on Friday afternoon when Woods declared, "She&
"The Herbivore's Cleaver," Bendigo's first vegan butcher, is officially here. Adorned with faux meat cuts and vibrant vegetable displays, the establishment leaves residents scratching
In a groundbreaking study released this week, geologists confirmed that Hanging Rock is far too introverted to hang out despite its misleading name.
"We invited Hanging Rock over to
A recent study published in the Journal of Hypothetical Time Phenomena suggests that 87% of individuals who nonchalantly declare they are 'just gonna take a quick nap' end
In an astonishing turn of events that caught nobody off guard, Bendigo has clinched the coveted title of Victoria's meth capital.
The announcement, delivered with a mix of
Known for his unconventional approach to using urinals, Todd McCoy, 40, continues to pee with his pants dropped down to his ankles, a method typically associated with kindergarteners.
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Fashionista and Ugg boot enthusiast Karen McLaren has recently made headlines by boldly declaring her cherished pair of Ugg boots can seamlessly enhance any outfit, regardless of the occasion.
The
Mr Whiskers, a five-year-old feline from Huntly known for his meticulous grooming and disdain for non-premium kibble, has issued an ultimatum to his human, Jane. The disgruntled cat has demanded
Witnesses report that Neville Harker from Eaglehawk stood on his front lawn, holding up a sword he purchased from the Big W Toy Sale. Shouting the iconic phrase, "By
