In a case of extreme delusions of grandeur, local man Trent Thompson has reportedly convinced himself that he is a solid Bendigo 5 but an absolute Long Gully 9.
Thompson
A mum has received an Arrowroot biscuit that started out oval but now resembles microwaved porridge.
"Mum. Mum. Mum. Have some," Jet said, pushing the soggy biscuit toward
The Prince of Darkness has commented on the heatwave in southeast Australia, saying the weather in regional Victoria is "a bit much, even for me."
"I popped
It's 42 degrees. Your undies are cooked. Welcome to swamp ass season.
What was once just a minor annoyance for tradies and festival-goers has gotten much worse. Local
After two years of careful ownership, a gleaming white Toyota Hilux SR5 has never worked a single day - it hasn't even seen a construction site.
Dylan Marchetti
"The human brain simply cannot process music and spatial recognition at the same time," he said. "It's almost as if the bass screws with your depth perception."
A Tinder date has decimated the annual New Year's Day match after being recruited as an emergency fill-in.
Dave spent most of the match standing near the Hills
