In a case of extreme delusions of grandeur, local man Trent Thompson has reportedly convinced himself that he is a solid Bendigo 5 but an absolute Long Gully 9.
Thompson
"The human brain simply cannot process music and spatial recognition at the same time," he said. "It's almost as if the bass screws with your depth perception."
A Tinder date has decimated the annual New Year's Day match after being recruited as an emergency fill-in.
Dave spent most of the match standing near the Hills
Witnesses confirmed that early this morning, Jessica Brennan's New Year's Eve kiss was so uncomfortable that it tainted her 2025 and has ruined all of 2026
The Bendigo Caravan & Camping Leisurefest has introduced a compulsory fitness test for anyone looking to buy a caravan, camper or motor home.
Under the new policy, buyers must demonstrate
In a groundbreaking act of independence, Sarah Benson decided not to take her husband's last name—primarily because he's imaginary.
While many praised her for defying
In a bold move to protect Bendigo’s most vulnerable and surprisingly frisky demographic, Bendigo Community Health Service has announced free condoms for local aged care facilities.
The initiative, dubbed
In a move that will make all the grandkids raise their eyebrows, the Bendigo Community Health Service has generously distributed free condoms to local aged care homes. Because, you know,
In a groundbreaking act of independence, local woman Sarah Benson has boldly decided not to take her husband's last name—primarily because he's imaginary.
While many
Divorce rates are rising, but one local marriage counsellor has found an unconventional solution: making couples assemble his IKEA furniture.
The unconventional approach was first trialled with Andrew and Karen
Shazza has fallen head over heels in the Eaglehawk IGA car park, where the roar of a 1988 VL Commodore and the unmistakable strains of Cold Chisel have captured her
