A wave of calm washed over the nation this morning after 32-year-old local man Liam Rowdy officially confirmed he did, in fact, have a “big weekend.”
The announcement came after
A local duck at Lake Weeroona “could absolutely eat the shit out of some bread right now,” according to eyewitnesses who described the bird as “strutting around like Biff Tannen
Rusty, a 1985 Toyota Corolla long past its prime, completed a 30-kilometre round trip earlier this week, much to the surprise of its sceptical owner and several doubtful onlookers.
The
In a move family members described as “very concerning but also very Dad,” local man Darren McKinnon reportedly won a meat tray Friday night and immediately announced the assorted snags,
In a bold leap for time-poor locals. Bendigo Health has unveiled Australia's first Drive-Thru Colonoscopy service.
"People are super busy", said Dr Shanyn Probe, shouting over
The Bendigo Caravan & Camping Leisurefest has introduced a compulsory fitness test for anyone looking to buy a caravan, camper or motor home.
Under the new policy, buyers must demonstrate
The Faith Leech Aquatic Centre has appointed Quackers McHonk as the new Duck Liaison Officer (DLO) to stop fellow birds from leaving their leavings at, and in the pool.
Lifeguards
The City of Greater Bendigo has officially announced that McIvor Highway will now be known as MacGyver Highway, honouring the 1980s TV icon famous for solving crises using nothing but
In a heroic stand for morality, Bendigo councillors have rejected plans for a McDonald’s near Strathfieldsaye Primary School, declaring the community safe from fries, burgers, and Happy Meals, while
VICTORIA, Australia — In what experts are calling “Tuesday,” Victoria has witnessed a once-in-a-lifetime event after a hailstorm reportedly set fire to a rainbow.
“It’s just a totally normal day,
