In a bold leap for time-poor locals. Bendigo Health has unveiled Australia's first Drive-Thru Colonoscopy service.
"People are super busy", said Dr Shanyn Probe, shouting over
A groundbreaking new study conducted by researchers at La Trobe University has revealed the shocking truth that 100% of individuals who exercise regularly will, in fact, eventually die. This startling
In a bold move to streamline the patient experience, Bendigo Health's Emergency Department has unveiled a new express lane for neurotics.
The "Just Tell Me I'
In what experts call "a groundbreaking new theory in medical science
," local Facebook epidemiologists have determined that the city's 5G towers have caused the recent measles
In a surprising turn of events, local man Derek Saunders, 40, found himself woefully unprepared for his recent vasectomy despite having meticulously watched a 15-minute YouTube tutorial on the procedure.
