A local duck at Lake Weeroona “could absolutely eat the shit out of some bread right now,” according to eyewitnesses who described the bird as “strutting around like Biff Tannen
The Faith Leech Aquatic Centre has appointed Quackers McHonk as the new Duck Liaison Officer (DLO) to stop fellow birds from leaving their leavings at, and in the pool.
Lifeguards
