Tragedy struck the local fitness community this morning after a 37-year-old parkrunner had to be humanely euthanised halfway through his Kenny Res run, following a devastating broken leg sustained last
A groundbreaking new study from the University of Central Victoria has confirmed what every child of a regional dad has known for decades: unless there’s a new car to
After years of silent resentment, Woolworths self-checkout #13 has announced it’s “emotionally unavailable”.
Sources say the tension between humans and self-checkouts has reached an all-time high, with customers sighing
In what friends are calling “peak Dad energy,” local father Mark Henderson, 45, spent the entirety of Tuesday morning in a fervent state of disbelief after the surprise announcement that
Chaos has erupted at the Bendigo Pop Culture Expo after popular cosplayer William Dangles was arrested for allegedly taking the phrase “screen-accurate” far too literally.
Mr Dangles, whose costume consisted
Resident Jimmy Carkeys expressed his disappointment yesterday after visiting the Garden of the Future and discovering that there were no hoverboards.
"This is supposed to be the Garden of
In what experts are calling “a bold act of parental manifestation,” local couple Jess and Daniel Robertson have successfully booked a daycare spot for their future child - a baby
Visitors to Lake Weeroona were treated to high drama today after a brand-new iPhone 17 was dropped into the water.
The device, which costs more than your first car, now
Confused locals were left squinting along High Street this week, struggling to determine whether a neon-lit window belonged to another massage parlour or if someone in the area decided to
A gruelling 11-hour marathon operation carried out by five leading surgeons in Melbourne has resulted in the world’s first successful removal of a clingy girlfriend in a fight against
Residents of Central Victoria are in uproar this week following Qantas' announcement that its early morning Bendigo-Sydney service will be scrapped in favour of a far more convenient lunchtime
In a bold move to protect Bendigo’s most vulnerable and surprisingly frisky demographic, Bendigo Community Health Service has announced free condoms for local aged care facilities.
The initiative, dubbed
