A local IT firm has launched an all-out investigation to track down the twisted individual who dared to leave a jar empty in the break room sans Arnott's
Rusty, a 1985 Toyota Corolla that has seen better decades, embarked on the epic 30-kilometre quest earlier this week, leaving its sceptical owner, Phil Henderson, and a group of equally
Meteorologists have predicted that Melbourne will again experience four distinct seasons in a single day. This groundbreaking forecast marks the 125,589,988,482nd consecutive day of such weather, a
In an ironic turn of events that shocked the local craft community, REM fan Sharon Turner was spotted in a Spotlight store last Friday, reportedly losing her religion amid a
Every year, as predictably as Christmas decorations in September, some ancient relic emerges from their cave, shaking their fist at the sky and proclaiming, "Cash is king!" It’
In a surprising turn of events, the Bendigo Airport Bus has publicly declared that it is, in fact, not an airport. The statement, made during a press conference on the
In a dazzling display of real estate hyperbole, agent Martin Clarke has managed to turn a tiny, 300-square-metre plot of land into Bendigo's latest "exceptional" block,
HEAVEN—In an unexpected celestial upset, beloved Bendigo Mayor Rod Fyffe triumphed over Saint Peter to become Heaven’s new mayor. Fyffe, whose recent passing left Bendigo in mourning, wasted
With only a couple of sleeps until the opening of the Paris Olympics, Bendigo residents are enthusiastically comparing the pungent aroma of their beloved Bendigo Creek to that of Paris&
A local High School has unveiled an elaborate and entirely nonsensical rationale for sending its Year 10 students on a week-long camp to Mt Buller.
Citing "enhanced educational outcomes&
Local man Darren Jones has achieved what many thought impossible: perfecting the art of pretending to understand rugby rules. Darren, a 34-year-old accountant, has been attending rugby matches for years,
