Tradies across Greater Bendigo are facing a health epidemic after nearly 250 tradesmen were treated for dehydration after visiting various massage parlours across the city.
From white hills to Kangaroo
Before the internet and smartphones, there was Play School - a show that became part of Australian childhood. For generations, it was the soundtrack to slow weekday mornings, the start of
The famous Phillip Island Penguins have issued a formal statement confirming they have "absolutely no idea" what an Adelaide is and remain unconvinced it exists.
The announcement follows
In a case of extreme delusions of grandeur, local man Trent Thompson has reportedly convinced himself that he is a solid Bendigo 5 but an absolute Long Gully 9.
Thompson
A mum has received an Arrowroot biscuit that started out oval but now resembles microwaved porridge.
"Mum. Mum. Mum. Have some," Jet said, pushing the soggy biscuit toward
The Prince of Darkness has commented on the heatwave in southeast Australia, saying the weather in regional Victoria is "a bit much, even for me."
"I popped
It's 42 degrees. Your undies are cooked. Welcome to swamp ass season.
What was once just a minor annoyance for tradies and festival-goers has gotten much worse.
