Bendigo Railway Station declared itself an independent micronation today, proudly dubbing its newfound sovereignty "Eshaylandia." The newly self-proclaimed nation has unveiled its flag – a durry crossed with a
In a groundbreaking revelation for the Year of the Dragon, experts predict a cosmic twist as celestial forces align to make it the "Year of the Mother-in-Law." Brace
Triple M station has decided to rename itself Claude FM. Why, you ask? Well, according to station executives, Claude is the guy who knows Bendigo like the back of his
A surprising new survey has been released today from Latrobe University stating that most Bendigonians were conceived on Mickey Mouse Hill.
A survey of 2000 people conducted in Hargreaves Mall
City of Greater Bendigo has declared an audacious plan to eliminate the problem altogether: removing all the roads. Mayor Andrea Metcalf announced the radical initiative, insisting it's time
Timmy, a 6-year-old Make-A-Wish recipient, riding shotgun with veteran cop Mick McCrann, caught his parents using a phone while driving.
The pint-sized officer wasted no time activating the siren and
Dave Henderson declared an unprecedented victory in an argument destined to outlast time itself: the correct pronunciation of "Ulumbarra." Witnesses report that the man, fueled by liquid courage
In an unexpected turn of events, Bendigo's very own Coles busker has clinched a Grammy Award for "Best Album That Shoppers Half-Heard While Searching for Their Cars.
In their infinite wisdom, the city council has decided that we all have too much excitement in our lives and need a breather between taking out the trash.
Nothing says
In a groundbreaking display of unwavering commitment to his craft, local pizza guy Dave "Doughboy" Dobson has achieved unprecedented job satisfaction – or perhaps just satisfaction, in general.
Eyewitnesses
Resident and self-proclaimed "Sheet Whisperer" Dylan Baker achieved the seemingly impossible task of folding a fitted sheet without succumbing to frustration or existential despair.
Eyewitnesses reported seeing Mr
In a stunning revelation, resident Barry Mumbleton is convinced that the Australian Security Intelligence Organisation (ASIO) is listening to his birthday wishes.
Mumbleton, known for his conspiracy theories about government
