City of Greater Bendigo has declared an audacious plan to eliminate the problem altogether: removing all the roads. Mayor Andrea Metcalf announced the radical initiative, insisting it's time
Timmy, a 6-year-old Make-A-Wish recipient, riding shotgun with veteran cop Mick McCrann, caught his parents using a phone while driving.
The pint-sized officer wasted no time activating the siren and
Dave Henderson declared an unprecedented victory in an argument destined to outlast time itself: the correct pronunciation of "Ulumbarra." Witnesses report that the man, fueled by liquid courage
In an unexpected turn of events, Bendigo's very own Coles busker has clinched a Grammy Award for "Best Album That Shoppers Half-Heard While Searching for Their Cars.
In their infinite wisdom, the city council has decided that we all have too much excitement in our lives and need a breather between taking out the trash.
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In a groundbreaking display of unwavering commitment to his craft, local pizza guy Dave "Doughboy" Dobson has achieved unprecedented job satisfaction – or perhaps just satisfaction, in general.
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Resident and self-proclaimed "Sheet Whisperer" Dylan Baker achieved the seemingly impossible task of folding a fitted sheet without succumbing to frustration or existential despair.
Eyewitnesses reported seeing Mr
In a stunning revelation, resident Barry Mumbleton is convinced that the Australian Security Intelligence Organisation (ASIO) is listening to his birthday wishes.
Mumbleton, known for his conspiracy theories about government
La Trobe University's computer science department has unveiled an artificial intelligence system that possesses self-awareness and has mastered the delicate art of guilt. The AI, named "Remorseotron
Bendigo locals Emma and Tom Johnson welcomed a beautiful baby into the world without bombarding your news feed with 547 baby photos.
The daring couple reportedly committed the unthinkable act
Creek Street Christian College has pledged to dial back the Jesus talk, promising students a breather from divine lectures and heavenly discussions. The school, known for its water-into-wine chemistry experiments,