In an ironic turn of events that shocked the local craft community, REM fan Sharon Turner was spotted in a Spotlight store last Friday, reportedly losing her religion amid a
Every year, as predictably as Christmas decorations in September, some ancient relic emerges from their cave, shaking their fist at the sky and proclaiming, "Cash is king!" It’
In a surprising turn of events, the Bendigo Airport Bus has publicly declared that it is, in fact, not an airport. The statement, made during a press conference on the
In a dazzling display of real estate hyperbole, agent Martin Clarke has managed to turn a tiny, 300-square-metre plot of land into Bendigo's latest "exceptional" block,
HEAVEN—In an unexpected celestial upset, beloved Bendigo Mayor Rod Fyffe triumphed over Saint Peter to become Heaven’s new mayor. Fyffe, whose recent passing left Bendigo in mourning, wasted
With only a couple of sleeps until the opening of the Paris Olympics, Bendigo residents are enthusiastically comparing the pungent aroma of their beloved Bendigo Creek to that of Paris&
A local High School has unveiled an elaborate and entirely nonsensical rationale for sending its Year 10 students on a week-long camp to Mt Buller.
Citing "enhanced educational outcomes&
Local man Darren Jones has achieved what many thought impossible: perfecting the art of pretending to understand rugby rules. Darren, a 34-year-old accountant, has been attending rugby matches for years,
Bendigo Health's maternity ward welcomed a newborn baby girl overnight with an unexpected fashion statement: a butterfly tramp stamp. The one-day-old infant is believed to be the youngest
In a surprising turn of events, local man Derek Saunders, 40, found himself woefully unprepared for his recent vasectomy despite having meticulously watched a 15-minute YouTube tutorial on the procedure.
