Tradies across Greater Bendigo are facing a health epidemic after nearly 250 tradesmen were treated for dehydration after visiting various massage parlours across the city.
From white hills to Kangaroo
It's 42 degrees. Your undies are cooked. Welcome to swamp ass season.
What was once just a minor annoyance for tradies and festival-goers has gotten much worse. Local
After two years of careful ownership, a gleaming white Toyota Hilux SR5 has never worked a single day - it hasn't even seen a construction site.
Dylan Marchetti
"The human brain simply cannot process music and spatial recognition at the same time," he said. "It's almost as if the bass screws with your depth perception."
Local man and proud Gen X survivor Craig Dennington has confirmed that, despite nearly four decades of life experience, tax returns and two separate Clarkson-era Top Gear marathons, he remains
“These kids aren’t even trying to hide it,” Nintenda Game-boye said. “We’ve got 14-year-olds rocking up to Bunnings car parks with USB sticks and a packet of Sour Patch Kids, shaking down desperate mums who just want access to their community buy-swap-sell page.”
When Bacardi Phonesdead helped her six-year-old daughter set up her first marijuana stand over the weekend, she thought it would be a lesson in entrepreneurship and charity.
“My daughter went
Move over, millennials. Get wrecked, Gen Z. Bendigo’s next generation of innovators and influencers has arrived, and they’re not afraid to throw a tantrum in a Woolworths checkout
