The Bendigo Advertiser has recently had to clarify that local skateboarders have not been ejecting undigested food stuffs and body acids via their mouths.
“I understand the confusion,” said editor-in-chief
Known for screaming at all hours in a crying hail of ferocity, shitting sludge in multiple of colours, and being completely useless at a game of Hungry Hungry Hippos, babies
In a chance encounter, a Bendigo Standard reporter and a mature age Bendigo La Trobe student met at a crucial moment.
'What do you reckon this is?' asked
Eight years of research, five years of mathematical modelling and twelve months of trials have all culminated in one demonstration this week.
“It is not an optical illusion,” said Dr
The Bendigo Council announced today that a statue local Mayor and legend Rod Fyffe will replace Marilyn Monroe statue when the Marilyn exhibition finishes in July.
Bruce Hogwood from the
“We'll be having none of this North American hops, IXPAL, Summertime Draught Ale, filtered through a watermelon crap,” says Winemaker Festival organiser Sir Reginald Reginald Reginald IV OM.
United Patriots Front, a populist far-right street protest movement, announced on their Twitter feed last night they hate puppies and kittens. "Muslims are training cats and dogs to take
An 18 year old was clocked doing 50 km/h in a 50 limit street in Long Gully overnight.
Sargent John Johnson of Bendigo Highway Patrol was shocked by the
The City of Greater Bendigo Council has relented to a minority group opposed to the giant Marilyn Monroe statue (legs pictured).
“The fist shacking brigade of ill mannered locals will
German NASA officials were overjoyed today when they announced they had sent the first man to the sun at night. Their inspiration comes from Nuclear Man from Superman 4. The
