Epsom man Will Hart has declared that "love is blind" and promptly ended his relationship with his girlfriend, Emily Parker, for possessing the seemingly unforgivable trait of 20/
Groundbreaking research conducted by the Eaglehawk Institute of Romance has discovered that 99% of Valentine's Day cards are penned by individuals who shamelessly resort to a trusty Google
In a groundbreaking study conducted by The Bendigo Standard that is sure to redefine the meaning of romance, researchers have found that the most successful Valentine's Day gifts
Bendigo Railway Station declared itself an independent micronation today, proudly dubbing its newfound sovereignty "Eshaylandia." The newly self-proclaimed nation has unveiled its flag – a durry crossed with a
In a groundbreaking revelation for the Year of the Dragon, experts predict a cosmic twist as celestial forces align to make it the "Year of the Mother-in-Law." Brace
Triple M station has decided to rename itself Claude FM. Why, you ask? Well, according to station executives, Claude is the guy who knows Bendigo like the back of his
A surprising new survey has been released today from Latrobe University stating that most Bendigonians were conceived on Mickey Mouse Hill.
A survey of 2000 people conducted in Hargreaves Mall
City of Greater Bendigo has declared an audacious plan to eliminate the problem altogether: removing all the roads. Mayor Andrea Metcalf announced the radical initiative, insisting it's time
Timmy, a 6-year-old Make-A-Wish recipient, riding shotgun with veteran cop Mick McCrann, caught his parents using a phone while driving.
The pint-sized officer wasted no time activating the siren and
Dave Henderson declared an unprecedented victory in an argument destined to outlast time itself: the correct pronunciation of "Ulumbarra." Witnesses report that the man, fueled by liquid courage
In an unexpected turn of events, Bendigo's very own Coles busker has clinched a Grammy Award for "Best Album That Shoppers Half-Heard While Searching for Their Cars.
In their infinite wisdom, the city council has decided that we all have too much excitement in our lives and need a breather between taking out the trash.
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