In a move that can only be described as “divinely inspired” (and legally questionable), the City of Greater Bendigo has announced that the iconic Alexandra Fountain will temporarily turn water
In a bold and unexpected move, resident Dave Grimes has opted for the ancient Japanese ritual of hara-kiri rather than navigating Centrelink's labyrinthine bureaucracy. According to sources,
The City of Greater Bendigo has announced a groundbreaking plan to make the notorious Howard Street intersection "slightly less inconvenient" by 2030.
City officials dubbed the project "
The unprecedented streak, which city officials have described as "a testament to the unwavering consistency of our selective hearing," marks a half-century of upholding the tradition of meticulously disregarding the voices of its residents.
A local IT firm has launched an all-out investigation to track down the twisted individual who dared to leave a jar empty in the break room sans Arnott'
Meteorologists have predicted that Melbourne will again experience four distinct seasons in a single day. This groundbreaking forecast marks the 125,589,988,482nd consecutive day of such weather, a
In an ironic turn of events that shocked the local craft community, REM fan Sharon Turner was spotted in a Spotlight store last Friday, reportedly losing her religion amid a
Every year, as predictably as Christmas decorations in September, some ancient relic emerges from their cave, shaking their fist at the sky and proclaiming, "Cash is king!" It’
In a surprising turn of events, the Bendigo Airport Bus has publicly declared that it is, in fact, not an airport. The statement, made during a press conference on the
In a dazzling display of real estate hyperbole, agent Martin Clarke has managed to turn a tiny, 300-square-metre plot of land into Bendigo's latest "exceptional&
HEAVEN—In an unexpected celestial upset, beloved Bendigo Mayor Rod Fyffe triumphed over Saint Peter to become Heaven’s new mayor. Fyffe, whose recent passing left Bendigo in mourning, wasted
