In a move that can only be described as “divinely inspired” (and legally questionable), the City of Greater Bendigo has announced that the iconic Alexandra Fountain will temporarily turn water
In a bold and unexpected move, resident Dave Grimes has opted for the ancient Japanese ritual of hara-kiri rather than navigating Centrelink's labyrinthine bureaucracy. According to sources, Dave
The City of Greater Bendigo has announced a groundbreaking plan to make the notorious Howard Street intersection "slightly less inconvenient" by 2030.
City officials dubbed the project "
The unprecedented streak, which city officials have described as "a testament to the unwavering consistency of our selective hearing," marks a half-century of upholding the tradition of meticulously disregarding the voices of its residents.
A local IT firm has launched an all-out investigation to track down the twisted individual who dared to leave a jar empty in the break room sans Arnott's
Meteorologists have predicted that Melbourne will again experience four distinct seasons in a single day. This groundbreaking forecast marks the 125,589,988,482nd consecutive day of such weather, a
In an ironic turn of events that shocked the local craft community, REM fan Sharon Turner was spotted in a Spotlight store last Friday, reportedly losing her religion amid a
Every year, as predictably as Christmas decorations in September, some ancient relic emerges from their cave, shaking their fist at the sky and proclaiming, "Cash is king!" It’
In a surprising turn of events, the Bendigo Airport Bus has publicly declared that it is, in fact, not an airport. The statement, made during a press conference on the
In a dazzling display of real estate hyperbole, agent Martin Clarke has managed to turn a tiny, 300-square-metre plot of land into Bendigo's latest "exceptional" block,
HEAVEN—In an unexpected celestial upset, beloved Bendigo Mayor Rod Fyffe triumphed over Saint Peter to become Heaven’s new mayor. Fyffe, whose recent passing left Bendigo in mourning, wasted
