In what Vatican officials are calling “an administrative faux pas,” 39-year-old Damo Thompson from Eaglehawk has been appointed the next Pope after his Bunnings fire pit let out a plume
In a landmark study conducted by Latrobe University, researchers have confirmed that the most frequently uttered phrase in Bendigo over the Easter weekend is “Where the f**k do I
A new study released this week by the Institute of Family Dynamics has confirmed what most siblings already knew deep down: Yes, your sibling is the favourite child!
The study,
Local man Kyle McDonald, 32, has declared his intention to start learning the ukulele after hearing a Vance Joy's Riptide in Colesworth during a weekly shop.
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A fast-talking entrepreneur showed up at a town hall meeting here Tuesday night, promising a monorail that he claims will finally put the city "on the map."
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Meatstock's Dad Bod Contest has shattered records this year, attracting an unprecedented number of applicants—all named Jeff.
With thousands flocking to the festival grounds for a celebration
Following Richmond’s stunning 13-point comeback victory over Carlton in the opening round of the AFL season, thousands of delirious Tigers fans have already begun camping outside the MCG, convinced
In a bold move to curb violence and channel the energy of the region's most notorious troublemakers, the QEO has announced it will host the Hunger Games following
In what experts call "a groundbreaking new theory in medical science
," local Facebook epidemiologists have determined that the city's 5G towers have caused the recent measles
Known for his near-mythical ability to turn the mundane into edge-of-your-seat spectacles, Liam Neeson's latest movie, The Mongoose, will see him transform Castlemaine into a battleground, complete with
In a surprising turn of events, the notoriously elusive bats of Rosalind Park have issued a formal demand for the relocation of Bendigo's human population to Long Gully,
