In a groundbreaking display of unwavering commitment to his craft, local pizza guy Dave "Doughboy" Dobson has achieved unprecedented job satisfaction – or perhaps just satisfaction, in general.
Eyewitnesses
Resident and self-proclaimed "Sheet Whisperer" Dylan Baker achieved the seemingly impossible task of folding a fitted sheet without succumbing to frustration or existential despair.
Eyewitnesses reported seeing
In a stunning revelation, resident Barry Mumbleton is convinced that the Australian Security Intelligence Organisation (ASIO) is listening to his birthday wishes.
Mumbleton, known for his conspiracy theories about government
La Trobe University's computer science department has unveiled an artificial intelligence system that possesses self-awareness and has mastered the delicate art of guilt. The AI, named "
Bendigo locals Emma and Tom Johnson welcomed a beautiful baby into the world without bombarding your news feed with 547 baby photos.
The daring couple reportedly committed the unthinkable act
Creek Street Christian College has pledged to dial back the Jesus talk, promising students a breather from divine lectures and heavenly discussions. The school, known for its water-into-wine
Elon Musk has announced his daring plan to put the bulletproof armour of his beloved Cybertruck to the ultimate test – a leisurely cruise through the Hargreaves Mall.
The announcement has
The City of Greater Bendigo unveiled plans for a New Year's Resolution Deposit Scheme (NYRDS). Inspired by the container deposit scheme, this groundbreaking program encourages citizens to stick
An avid chemistry student commented today that their chemistry teacher Mr Black is most likely a drug dealer.
Speaking to The Bendigo Standard, 15-year-old student Thermos Patterson told
It’s that time to deck the halls... again when Mariah Carey appears in your Spotify playlist.
Resident Coles turntablist DJ Gully told The Bendigo Standard they would be playing
